So i was looking for half life 3 leaked nudes and i found a page that said: do you want Half Life 3 to exist? do you want morgan freeman to kill aliens and stuff? yes? well you are in the wrong place, this isn't Half life 3, this is actually Half Life 87.
i didn't pay attention to that last sentence. i clicked the link and it started downloading immedeatly. When it downloaded, i clicked the game and then mangle bit my frontal lobe off. the truth is that i was in Freddy Fazbears Pizza and i was doing this with my HP tablet.